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>  > ~ Nice Bible
> > ~ You know Jesus?! Me, too!
> > ~ God told me to come talk to you.
> > ~ I know a church where we could go and talk.
> > ~ How about a hug, sister?
> > ~ Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
> > ~ Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
> > ~ What are your plans for tonight?  Feel like a Bible study?
> > ~ The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
> > hungry." So how about dinner?
> > ~ You don't have an accountability partner?  Me neither!
> > ~ You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight?
> > ~ Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
> > ~ Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all
> my
> > heart and wait on hand and foot?
> > ~ Nice bracelet. What Would Jesus Date?  Oh, I mean "Do."
> > ~ Do you believe in divine appointment?
> > ~ Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
> > ~ You know, they say that you’ve never really dated until you date a
> > Christian.
> > ~ Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.